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"We're following Carrot Top."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Jim Carrey,

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

John Cleese.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

Alan Carr

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"God, I hate cows."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Dawn French.

History's First Prop Gag

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

"Old Testament prop comic."