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"We're following Carrot Top."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"God, I hate cows."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

"Old Testament prop comic."