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"We're following Carrot Top."

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'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

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"Vote for me!"

'Is he expecting you?'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"Old Testament prop comic."

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

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'At least you know exactly where you stand with a builder like Jack.'

And the pig stood up and slowly walked away...

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"A government study, released today, called 'for a dozen more government studies...'"

'I thought YOU reinforced the concrete!'

'Take me from my leader.'

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"They say there're doing this to present a unified front to defeat Trump in November..."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"I'm a family man - It's just that sometimes I get the families mixed up with each other."

'It must be Kenneth Clarke's latest idea!'