Promotion To Budget Management Gifts

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Smart card.

"What comes after zillion?"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'The market shifted on me.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Economy.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

HS2

White House Garage Sale.

Economist!

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'