Promotion To Budget Management T-Shirts

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Smart card.

"What comes after zillion?"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

Economist!

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

White House Garage Sale.

HS2

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending