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Department of cost reduction.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

Reach for the Star.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"#Win!"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The rope to success.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

I like you and I like your company!

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"What comes after zillion?"

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'The market shifted on me.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'