Promotion At Finance Department Gifts

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

I like you and I like your company!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"What comes after zillion?"

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'The market shifted on me.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I knew there would be a catch."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Happy financial New Year!'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Ah, look, it left a little microchip trail.'

You don't feel very secure working at this place.

'I'm afraid I have some bad news...'