Promotion At Finance Department Pillows

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

I like you and I like your company!

"I need to clone myself."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Leadership training.'

"What comes after zillion?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I knew there would be a catch."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"You'll like working here once you learn to ignore the occasional job burn-outs."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'Happy financial New Year!'

'Ah, look, it left a little microchip trail.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

You don't feel very secure working at this place.