Budget Officer Gifts

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'We've got all the figures, we just haven't decided what order to put them in!'

'I keep hoping it's an April Fool!'

NHS spends ?989 million on management consulatants

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

"I've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"

"He's been doing the number-crunching ever since he saw the budget forecast..."

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Top secret budget defence white paper.

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the TRUE size of the spending cuts.'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'NASA has just released some pictures that show the U.S. national debt seen from space...'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

Trump Tax Reform Plans

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

How the deficit got so big...

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

"There will be no raise unless you come up with a plan to offset the deficit."

Squeezing a tight budget...

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Obama Deficit.

'The stimulus bill got so big today, it decided to apply for statehood.'

White House Garage Sale.

"Okay - if you're so smart, what do we do about it?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

The National Deficit - Eliminating Government Waste At Any Cost.

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

California: The Beholden State.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.