Promotion Perfectionist Gifts

Marketing: Hype and Hoopla desk organizers.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'He was taller online!'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."