Promotion Opportunity Pillows

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Reach for the Star.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The adoration of the gels.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Work/Life Balance

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'