Promotion Consideration T-Shirts

"I've decided being chairman's not for me."

"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Work/Life Balance

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'