Promotion Consideration T-Shirts

"I've decided being chairman's not for me."

"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

Work/Life Balance

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.