Promise Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of wisdom and wit to their space with pillows that showcase the thoughtful, playful side of the promise philosopher.

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How To Keep Promises

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"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!" mockup

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

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'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.' mockup

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

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'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll' mockup

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.' mockup

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

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"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters. mockup

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

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'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.' mockup

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

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'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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Marriage Returns

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A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

A problem is opportunity in working clothes. mockup

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

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'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.' mockup

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

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"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!" mockup

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

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Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt. mockup

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

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"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level." mockup

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

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'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.' mockup

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

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'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'

'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?' mockup

'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'

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Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.') mockup

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

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Happy New Year!

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'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.' mockup

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

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'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

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Future Desert Islands.

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"Think man, think! We mate for life, are you ready for that kind of committment?"

"Think man, think! We mate for life, are you ready for that kind of committment?" mockup

"Think man, think! We mate for life, are you ready for that kind of committment?"

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'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question' mockup

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

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"Three. How many times you been married?"

"Three. How many times you been married?" mockup

"Three. How many times you been married?"

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'I've been doing a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's just so much more to money than life.'

'I've been doing a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's just so much more to money than life.' mockup

'I've been doing a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's just so much more to money than life.'

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"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process." mockup

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

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'After deductions you owe us forty two pounds.'

'After deductions you owe us forty two pounds.' mockup

'After deductions you owe us forty two pounds.'

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"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian." mockup

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

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'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.' mockup

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

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"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?" mockup

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

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"If I promise to take you on a fact-finding junket to Bermuda, I'll have to promise to take every voter to Bermuda."

"If I promise to take you on a fact-finding junket to Bermuda, I'll have to promise to take every voter to Bermuda." mockup

"If I promise to take you on a fact-finding junket to Bermuda, I'll have to promise to take every voter to Bermuda."

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'He does.'

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'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!' mockup

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

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Promise Philosopher Pillows Collection

Promise Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the promise philosopher—made to inspire and amuse during your morning coffee ritual.

Promise Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate curiosity and insight—perfect for the promise philosopher’s intellectual space.

Promise Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the promise philosopher’s love of ideas and wit—ideal for casual days filled with deep thoughts and light-hearted humor.