Prom Chaperone Mugs

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Summer Proms - then, now.

High School Prom Expenses

Rapunzel on prom night.

Prom 2020

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Wild West Prom Night

Trick or treating dog.

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'