Dream Chaperone Mugs

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Romance

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

Space junk.

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."

Dreaming of chasing cars.

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

'To boldly go where no man has gone before.'

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

Spider with web like parachute

Trick or treating dog.

"I still don't see anything!"