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"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Romance

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"You've already been for a walk."

Rainbow/Horizon

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

Space junk.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Hopelessly devoted to you.

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

Spider with web like parachute

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'To boldly go where no man has gone before.'

A storm strikes the Chesapeake and Steve finds himself marooned on the island of random thoughts.

"I still don't see anything!"