Prohibition Enthusiast Pillows

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Newt sale

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Martini Lovers

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Good dog.'

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'