Progressive Philosopher Pillows

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Political Analysis

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'