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There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

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Women Have To Choose

Hillary Clinton

Skateboard Olympics.

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Think positive.

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'I remember when you were this high!'

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"Brave new world?"

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

"I'm trying to kick the habit."

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

Bernie Sanders

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"Two plus two makes four?! Only if you still cling to the outmoded and stereotypical worldview of the patriarchy."

"You got lots of nice birthday cards, why are you dwelling on the one negative one?"

"Always keen to see youthful enthusiasm but before we start 'making the world a better place' could we have a look at how you fill out forms..."

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'The up side of being broke and unemployed is that you don't have to worry about writing last year's date on your checks.'

"Hello Mx Smith, How's that Divorce case going?"

"And now... take the floor for the self-identifying progressive barn dance."