Progressive Partner Pillows

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The Ascent of Woman

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

The wife whisperer.

Connected to Technology.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Love Birds love snuggles

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

New arrival

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"So that's where you were last night."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Flag bearers

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Pole dancers

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'