Prog Rock Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Robert Fripp

Steve Howe

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Nick Cave

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Punkins

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Ozzy Osbourne

Not-so-easy listening...

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave