Prog Rock Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Rod Stewart

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.