Profit Painter Gifts

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You could do that.' I did

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Quick, press control Z!'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Painting

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Yes, but is it art?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Artist Painting his Television.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

That's Network...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Artist paints an artist.

D.I.Y ladder

Picasso's learning years.

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

The Big Cheese

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.