Profit Dreamer Gifts

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Bad investments.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Annual profits,

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Snowing Money.

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"