Quick Profit Dreamers Gifts

'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Business plan.

I have a dream.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

Failed Alliance.

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'