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'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

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'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

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"Did he have any known enemies?"

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'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

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'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'