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"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

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'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

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'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

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"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

"Did he have any known enemies?"

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"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

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'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

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"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

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"Won't clearing off all my personal information hurt my data mining stocks?"

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"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'