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Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

My First Camera

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Tourists in Egypt

Framed Lady

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Diego Velasquez

Victorian Selfie

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Selfie

Kobe Bryant

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Clown Painting in Museum

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"That's an old photo."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Cheese.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.