Profile Portrait Fan Prints

Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

My First Camera

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Victorian Selfie

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Man Ray

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Kobe Bryant

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Statue of liberty selfie

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Clown Painting in Museum

"That's an old photo."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'Cheese.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.