Professor Pals Mugs

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Teachers' Lounge: No Admittance

Discipline at Doggy School

Mild in the Streets

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'I told you you'd got Jimmy's homework wrong.'

'I remember when a social network meant a bar.'

"If you have any more archaeology questions, I'm sure we can dig up the answer."

Dog Obedience School: 'I ate my homework.'

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.

"You know, dude, you're my best friend. You may not be the coolest guy in the school. Or the most popular guy...or the smartest guy. But you're in school, you know? And you're all right."

'Now don't let any of these slick salesmen talk you into a luxury model.'