Pals And Pals Mugs

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Be a friend.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Meet my significant other.'

Puppy Love.

Golfer couple just married

"Jack Russell?"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

Love.

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'Arnold is a little nervous about meeting you, dad.'

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

"I think the dog wants to go out."

Friends With Social Security Benefits

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'