Professor Of Comfort Pillows

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Intellectual Property

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Antonin Scalia

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Sleepy Bunny

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

McWit Legal College

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Holder Ooopsie

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Phonetic Man