Professional Fledglings T-Shirts

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Others will fight for you

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

Call Your Office

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Run, Mike, Run!

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Work Life Balance

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."