Turning Professional T-Shirts

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Caged Businessman

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Loyalty Award

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'Cat job interviews.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Office of quality assurance"

'That's my resume.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."