Turning Professional Pillows

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Caged Businessman

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Loyalty Award

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'Cat job interviews.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"I want to work from home!"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Office of quality assurance"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Work Life Balance

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'That's my resume.'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."