In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
Productivity Paradox Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your workspace or living room with pillows that celebrate the irony of trying to be productive amidst distractions, ideal for creative minds with a sense of humor.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"Looks like we found the issue."
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
Where your mind & battle are los
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
In basket-case.
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
Out and In.
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
Work Parfait
Overworked in the office
Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.
What My Day Feels Like
Multi-tasking.
Time Is Money
"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow
Back to work...
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"
Late/Too Late.
Motivation to work
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