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"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Can't Touch This

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Dreams I have had...

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Springtime rabbits.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

I love ewe.

Survival kit

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

About Santa 2017.

Plane Migration.

Homes of the font designers

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

Care Home Eject Button.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

'Very well, then - If there's no more 'old gossip', let's move on to 'new gossip'.'