Product Parody Fans Pillows

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Planet of the Dems

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Old Yarns

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'