Product Enthusiast Pillows

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Warren Stood Behind Everything he Sold

Our Fine Family of Products.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Packaging Russian Dolls

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Gen-Next Library

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'