Product Engineer Prints

Think Zero Defects

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Hmph. College kids.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."