Product Engineer Pillows

Think Zero Defects

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Albert Einstein

"What's a patent?"

"We've made great progress!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Thinking Gears

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)