Product Development Professionals Prints

'Our product development department thinks this will help the board better identify with our product users.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

An idea box in a shower

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Floss Street Vendor

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"