Product Development Professionals Prints

'Our product development department thinks this will help the board better identify with our product users.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

An idea box in a shower

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Floss Street Vendor

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'