Packaging Engineer Prints

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Fragile stamper.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Access Denied!

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Too much packaging

Think Zero Defects

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Discreet Shipping

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

Glop With Packaging