Produce Purloiner Pillows

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Grocery Shopping

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'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

The Scenic Route

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

Fruits and vegetables

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

Private producers begin to export in Cuba

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

Fruit and veg stall outside church holding harvest festival.