Produce Purloiner Pillows

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

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Grocery Shopping

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

The Scenic Route

Man on Stilts in a Market

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

Fruits and vegetables

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Private producers begin to export in Cuba

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Farmer's Market