Prodigal Journey Fan Pillows

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

The Running of the Brie

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

A History of Graphic Violence

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Leaving Rest Area.

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Crossing the Road

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

Germany Beer

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

Bluff Creek

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

Dear warning sign.

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

'Humans eh?'

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

Just Abducted.

RIP Keith Flint