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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."