Procrastinator's Guild T-Shirts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Inactive wear store.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"