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Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'