Procrastinating Scribe T-Shirts

Our T-shirts for the procrastinating scribe are a fun way to wear their love for writing with a humorous twist. Comfortable, clever, and perfect for lounging or inspiring their next great idea, even if a little late.

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"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything." mockup

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

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A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media. mockup

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

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"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot." mockup

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

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"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published." mockup

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff. mockup

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

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Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors. mockup

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

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Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite." mockup

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

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Emergency Firebreaker

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"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?" mockup

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

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"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000." mockup

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

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Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler! mockup

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

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500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery. mockup

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

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"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish." mockup

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

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Monks form copier service.

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The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!' mockup

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

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"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!" mockup

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

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"It was a dark and stormy night...." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

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"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!" mockup

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

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The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

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Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!' mockup

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

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Fortune Teller.

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Writing a letter

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"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?" mockup

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

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Reader's Block

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Ink floating in a paper boat

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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword mockup

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Better than Chekhov

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'Son, never be afraid to try new things. Like working.'

'Son, never be afraid to try new things. Like working.' mockup

'Son, never be afraid to try new things. Like working.'

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Procrastinating Scribe T-Shirts Collection

Procrastinating Scribe Mugs

Discover more witty mugs for the procrastinating scribe, perfect for those moments of late-night inspiration or a well-deserved coffee break.

Procrastinating Scribe Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the charm of procrastination—great for decorating a writing nook or comfy spot for creative thinking.

Procrastinating Scribe Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously depict the creative process, perfect for inspiring any procrastinating writer’s workspace.