Processed Meats Fanatic T-Shirts

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Family Butcher.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"We're making progress."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Everything here is very fresh."

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Ah, beef jerky being cured.

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."